Queen Sarah Palin
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Queen Sarah Palin Speaks on Obama and the Economy
Obama says the country is on the path to prosperity, but that's a malaprosperism. What he meant to say was "propensity," like when you have a bunch of something. I would know. I'm the country's leading expert on malaprosperisms.
Monday, March 19, 2012
First Royal Decree of Queen Sarah Palin
My Highness hereby Decrees that I am forthright to be called Her Royal Highness Sarah Palin of Alaska. I know that librelz will refuse to comply or be remand in their addresses of me also, but my followers can be counted on recilicate. I need no title or office because I rule by birthright alone, and by being queen. I will refudiate all may-sayers.
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